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Pridružen/-a: 27.01. 2009, 22:08
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 Objavljeno: 30 Jul 2009 09:33 Naslov sporočila: Pismo gospodu Swanu |
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Dear Mr. Swan *
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Aussie's economy. Instead of giving billions of Dollars to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 1 million people over 50 in the work force. - Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. One million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new CAR. One million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They must send their kids to school / college /university - Crime rate fixed
5) Buy $100 of alcohol / tobacco a week there's your money back in duty / tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. If not, please disregard.
* Federal Treasurer of Australia Wayne Swan
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