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chazzjazz
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Pridružen/-a: 27.01. 2009, 22:08
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 Objavljeno: 30 Jul 2009 09:35 Naslov sporočila: Prednosti starosti 50 in več |
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Advantagesof being over 50+.
It is all true! Perks of reaching 50, or being over 60, andheading towards 70!
1.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you unless you're Bernard Madoff...
2.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run ... Anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you up?'
5.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
8.
You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9.
You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13.
You sing along with elevator music..
14.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
19.
You can't remember who sent you this list.
And lastly.....
You notice these are all in big print for your convenience!
Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!
ONE MORE THING:
Never, under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
The same night!
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